Medical school gothic
1. You did it. You got in. All it took was a lot of determination, sleepless nights, raising old gods and sacrificing few virgins. Good job.
2. The lunch lady in the hospital cantina knows your order. And your name, where you live and who you love. She knows your dreams and fears and she will use them against you.
3. Doctors are like angels for you, mighty, scary, bloody, tall, unforgiving angels.
4. While studying the chapter on homeostasis you no longer feel human. Instead your blood slowly evaporates and it´s replaced by sand. You realize it is easier this way.
5. Circles under your eyes are made of dark matter. It´s the most unsettling color everyone has ever seen.
6. ER on full moon, you wonder if it was always like this. If the blood behind your fingernails was there before? Why is the woman yelling at you? Why are there chanting priests and where does the portal lead? You don´t know but you take a step into it anyway
7. Finals are actually really easy. You were always on the top of your class. On the very top. Super high. You actually cannot see the bottom. You are really scared
8. Finals are actually really easy. Because you get to meet all your ancestors as you pray for their blessing. They might not demand a sacrifice this time but you will be ready nonetheless.
9. Finals are actually really easy. Like really REALLY easy. Because you are no longer you, you are a transient being who ascended into another plane of existence. What even are “finals”,
10. For some reason people are always happy to see you. Because you know stuff. Secret stuff. They will ask you about these stuff, about living forever. They won´t like the answers. But it´s all same to you.









